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note to self (resolution)

Dear Self:

Don't talk about being drunk when you're drunk. People already know. Also, you get super peeved at "Are you drunk? I'm really drunk" exchanges (also: substitute high/"fucked up"/horny/excited for "drunk") when you're less drunk than other people. So remember that when you're more drunk than other people.

I know you can do that: you remember the fucking steam rising from the bar dishwasher and seeing drunk people feel smooth but look rough and also you remember the pen cap in your mouth as you wrote "Remember This" on your hand. Oh, wait. You wrote it down.

Not to enforce regrets or anything.

--bec