on dildos and sodomy in Texas
11 minute clip of The Dildo Diaries (youtube). via meyer. from the very end:
... and they reinstated heterosexual sodomy in the penal code. Warren's at the front mike and he and Talmadge Heffman are high-fiving and slapping eachother on the back—a big double victory—and some of the guys in the press box called over the sargent at arms and said, "Sargent, we want you to go over and repremand both those men because under provisions of the amendments just passed by Representative Chisam it is now illegal for a prick to touch an asshole in this state."
sorry for spoiling the punchline.